Elijah: I'm cold and helpless! Somebody take care of me!
OFC: It's okay. I'm here. I'll take care of you.
Dom: She took care of you, all right. Now I'll take care of her!
OFC: Boys, boys, learn to share.
Elijah: I'm willing to share!
Dom: Grow up, already!
Elijah: *deep sigh* Yes, I'm all grown up and manly now. I can take care of myself.
I wanted to do this with my other one (which I won't be posting until it's complete in a year or so), but it just wouldn't lend itself to it. Maybe it isn't far enough along.